★ FIGHT! CORPORATE RATING VS AI VERDICT ★
[ THE UNFILTERED LOG ]
Ravenswatch's newest DLC drop, Kintaro, has the community split like a bad raid group: the positive camp is mainlining copium over the bear-riding duo fantasy, praising the unique mounted/dismounted gimmick and calling it a whole new game, while the negative camp is review-bombing the hero for feeling like a clunky Beowulf reskin with a bear that has the survival instincts of a headless chicken. The Steam forums are a battlefield of 'git gud' vs 'this kit is scuffed,' with the only universal agreement being that Kuma the bear is either a genius mechanic or a free damage magnet depending on which side of the copium tank you're huffing. Meanwhile, the devs are quietly counting their microtransaction-adjacent DLC money as the 'support the devs' crowd and the 'this should've been Goldilocks' shitposters engage in eternal war.
[ COIN SLOT SELECTION ]
[ TRACK 1: STEAM PLAYER REVIEWS ]
♥ GAMEPLAY & PERFORMANCE PROS:
- ★Unique mounted/dismounted stance-swapping adds a fresh layer of chaos to the roster
- ★Kuma the bear is a tanky AI companion that can aggro and soak damage while you flank
- ★Dash attack builds can hit 1 million+ damage and turn the game into a speedrun
- ★Talent rework update adds build variety even if you don't buy the DLC
☠ PERFORMANCE & STABILITY CONS:
- 💀Kuma completely disappears when you Ult after a special, leaving you solo against the boss
- 💀The bear has zero survival instincts and will stand in fire like a lobotomized tank
- 💀Special attacks whiff on large enemies despite both characters being in melee range
- 💀No keybind presets means manually rebinding controls every time you swap characters
[ TRACK 2: COMMUNITY HUB & METAGAME DRAMA ]
♥ COMMUNITY MEMES & LORE HIGHLIGHTS:
- ★Kintaro is just Beowulf with a furry coat of paint and a bear that ate too many crayons
- ★The second Ult is so bad it's basically a channeled meme beam that does less damage than a wet noodle
- ★Players unironically asking for Goldilocks as the next DLC because three bears is apparently the magic number
- ★The 'bear with me' review is the only honest take in a sea of copium and refund requests
☠ DEVELOPER DRAMA & GRIPES:
- 💀Passtech Games is charging for a hero that feels like it needed more time in the oven, sparking the classic 'support the devs' vs 'cash grab' flame war
- 💀The 'no text chat' review is a cry for help from players who want to communicate but are stuck with emote spam
- 💀Review-bombing the DLC because the bear AI is dumber than a Skyrim follower
- 💀The 'this should've been Goldilocks' review is the closest thing to constructive feedback the devs are getting