[ COMMUNITY HEALTH METER ]
[ SYSTEM HEALTH RATIO ][OVERWHELMINGLY STABLE]
84%
* TELEMETRY ANALYSIS LIMIT: 99% HP MAXIMUM CEILING ENFORCED FOR ELITE STABILITY *
★ FIGHT! CORPORATE RATING VS AI VERDICT ★
P1: CHARACTER SELECT
9/10[]STR💪
[ - - - - - ]DEF🛡️
5/10[]ATK⚔️
VS
P2: AI CHALLENGER
🧠INT[]9/10
🔥CRT[]4/10
⚡VIBBUY NOW
[ THE UNFILTERED LOG ]
> PIPELINE SUMMARY CONNECTED...
The community is in a state of bittersweet mourning, overwhelmingly praising Revelations as a near-perfect swan song that fixes every complaint about the base game—the spear is a genius addition, the music finally slaps, and the pace is Eternal-tier again—while simultaneously raging against Microsoft for laying off half of id Software the day before launch. The positive camp is calling it a masterpiece and a love letter to the franchise, while the negative camp is mostly review-bombing the DLC itself due to broken keybinds, crashes, and one particularly hated Archvile fight, though many of those are mixed with fury at the layoffs rather than the content.
[ COIN SLOT SELECTION ]
+3 HP // Overclocking the hype train.
COMBO CHARGE: 0/5
-3 HP // Review-bombing the meta.
COMBO CHARGE: 0/5
-2 HP // Reporting unoptimized junk.
COMBO CHARGE: 0/5
[ TRACK 1: STEAM PLAYER REVIEWS ]
♥ GAMEPLAY & PERFORMANCE PROS:
- ★Spear adds insane mobility and depth, basically turns Dark Ages into Eternal 2.0
- ★No more Dragon or Mech segments—pure, unfiltered demon murder
- ★Boss fights are actually challenging and memorable now, not just bullet sponges
- ★Soundtrack is a massive step up, finally feels like Mick Gordon's spiritual successor
☠ PERFORMANCE & STABILITY CONS:
- 💀Spear keybinds are completely unbound by default on both PC and Steam Deck—who tested this?
- 💀Multiple reports of crashes and black screen on startup, especially on Linux and handhelds
- 💀Broken checkpoints that spawn you outside arenas, forcing a full restart
- 💀Day-one bugs that likely won't get patched because half the engine team was fired
[ TRACK 2: COMMUNITY HUB & METAGAME DRAMA ]
♥ COMMUNITY MEMES & LORE HIGHLIGHTS:
- ★Microslop fired the engine team, now we're all praying idTech doesn't die with them
- ★Archvile is back and more annoying than ever—teleporting bullet sponge that spawns infinite adds
- ★The spear is just Eternal's meathook but with extra steps—and I'm here for it
- ★This DLC is a 10/10 but I'm still pirating it out of spite for Microsoft
☠ DEVELOPER DRAMA & GRIPES:
- 💀Microsoft laid off 50% of id Software (95 out of 200 employees) the day before Revelations dropped
- 💀The entire idTech engine team was gutted, leaving the future of DOOM, Quake, and Wolfenstein in doubt
- 💀John Romero himself tweeted condolences, calling it 'a strange and painful thing'
- 💀Players are split between buying to support devs and pirating to spite Microsoft—chaos ensues